Fuck me first, then compare who's a bigger slut, me or mom

He just took his wife off someone else's dick and he's already sticking his own in her

I condemn public streets shaking tits, but I invite you to fuck me

I blackmailed you into sex! Okay, sister, but this is the first and last time!

Did you see on a hidden camera that I was jerking off and called for sex? Come on, Dad